Instinct Episode 1 is coming out slower than expected but will release somewhere in September between the 1 and the 11.

Episodes 2 and 3 scripts are here.
Episode 2
Episode 3

I do not need lines immediately, but would prefer to have them before hand. Deadline for both scripts is September 15, 2009. Please label them like xxxx_ep2. wav or xxxx_ep3.wav.

THanks

EMAIL- grimmreeper987@yahoo.com

Main Characters
Instinct- (Jonas)

Greed- (LetoVox)

Black Rose- (somax)

Jade Adamant- (TomatoMan7)

Zetsu- (LEFT DUE TO PERSONAL MATTERS)

Naraku-Synnyr

Side Characters
Greed's Bodyguard- (antiPK)
Rose's Apprentice- (Nakoruru)
Mother- (Nakoruru)
Brother- (Multihunter)
General Terra- (Pawn007)
Lieutenant Red Queen-(Nakoruru)
Major Prometheus- (antiPK)
Captain Fujita- (Synnyr)

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Here is the list of episodes for Instinct. All of them are named after Avenged Sevenfold songs. But the songs have no relation to the episode, only the names.

1. Waking the Fallen
2. Beast and the Harlot
3. Tension
4. Desecrate through Reverence
5. Remenissions
6. Blinded in Chains
7. Demons
8. Unholy Confessions
9. Second Heartbeat
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Here is a short joke.

This dude walks into a bar and has a few drinks. While drinking he notices a jar filled with loads of money, at least $5,000. He asks the bartender "What with the jar." The bartender replies "That is a challenge for who ever dares." The man is interested and asks what the challenges are. The bartender replies "Well first you have to pay $10, then proceed with the challenges.The first challenge is to drink two bottles of tequila in less than a minute. The second challenge is to rip the broken tooth of the rottweiler out back. It has been bothering him lately so his is vicious. The last challenge is to have sex with the old woman who lives upstairs." The man says "Fuck that you are insane."

The night goes on and the man has a few drinks and of course gets drunk. He then goes back to the bartender. "Okay after thinking about it I have to decided to take on your challenge." The bartender says "agreed". The puts the $10 into the jar and the bartender gives him the bottles of tequila. The man drinks them both at 58 seconds. Now he is even more drunk than before. The bartender tells him. "Wow you are the first to have completed the first challenge. Now proceed with the second. The dog is out back." So the man goes in the alley where the dog is.

Inside the bar you can hear the man scream, yell, and cuss out a lot. You can also hear the dog yelping and barking in pain. Five minutes later the man comes back in all ruffled up with scratches on him. The man looks up at the bartender and says "Where is the old lady with the broken tooth?"
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Here are the worst special effects ever.

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Funny vid on Jeopardy.

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TIME FOR A HATE MOMENT!!!

This to extreme Christians, hypocrites, constant complainers, anyone who calls themselves a part of a particular group (e.g. democrat, republican, liberal, .etc), betrayers, people who don't accept someone for a belief that one has, cheaters, haters, people who watch reality TV, people who dis people for what they like, overboard anime fans, overboard anything fan, alcoholics, those gigaton fat people on TLC, people who hate cussing (its a word), people all for safety, PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT GLOBAL WARMING- I HAVE SO MUCH PROOF THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST, people who trust the government, people who think Mall Cop or Will Ferrel is funny, people who only go to Newgrounds to play games, anyone who uses the word gay in every sentence, people against gay marriage (what is love to some people?), people who are thinking I am gay right now; I am not, people who date for sex, people who are abstinent, people who jump to conclusions, people who insult people constantly, people who act like dumbasses all the time, people who think Dane Cook is the greatest comedian ever, people who think Naruto is the greatest anime ever, people who are too nice, assholes, people who own pokemon cards, people that hate Tropic Thunder because they have no brain, just plain stupid people, Paris Hilton fans, rapists, war supporters, people against nuclear power, people who complain about threads about gaming, people who constantly make dick jokes (aka majority of NG), people who think all energy drinks are bad for you (do your research), and to everyone else...
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Here is a self-portrait of me. :3